CHONK

"'I've never got the whole lesbian hate thing. It's like a buy one get one free'"

CHONK is a competitor in the UHC expanded universe who was first seen in Game 1. A sorcerer of the dank arts, some believe that his powers stem from his time spent with Morgan Brazier, a mysterious man known to have sent hentai to 13 year olds. He has seen considerable success in the games, coming incredibly close to a win during Game 2, and was a winner in Game 3 alongside Nabeleon and the progenitor Connor, actually named after the father of Fox Mccloud, titular character of Starfox.

Powers

 * A master of the dank arts
 * Insurance Scammer
 * Moments of supreme power when under the influence of 'Pinballs'

Trivia

 * CHONK's alias is derived from a dog from another parallel universe, which appears to be far more realistic than the blocky nature of the UHC universe, named Monty.
 * He has received considerable mockery from his peers when it was revealed that he liked to microwave bowls, which many consider to be a very odd quirk.
 * A part of the Trove Players Society, lead by Connor and spoonful.